Animal rights activist decrees that her body is barbecued and her skin turned into a purse

The Independent (UK) ^ | 4-19-03 | Terry Kirby

[Drew68]

My guess is that vegetarians would taste better than meat eaters. Most of the meat that people consume come from plant eating animals.

I am sure that Ms. Newkirk would taste pretty good if she was prepared properly. I would not have any qualms about finding out.

Of course, I am currently really hungry as I wait for my porkchop dinner to finish cooking!

[Bogey78O]

She's gonna need a lot of lotion.

[TheAngryClam]

She'll be all tough and stringy by the time she dies though.

[F16Fighter]

"Okay, so maybe leather isn't a 'fabric'

But, it seems like a waste to just throw it awaw after we scoop all the meat from inside."

LOL...

A prime example of why I hang out at FR -- entertainment PLUS politics.

[ErnBatavia]

Speaking of Angry Clams....I don't want a "pocket purse" made from her remnants....

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN
(Rolf Harris)

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down,

Watch me wallaby's feed, mate,
Watch me wallaby's feed.
They're a dangerous breed, mate,
So watch me wallaby's feed.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
Just keep me cockatoo cool.

Watch me platypus duck, Bill
Watch me platypus duck,
Don't let 'im run amuck, Bill
Watch me platypus duck.

Play me digeridoo, Blue
Play me digeridoo
Keep playin' it till I shoot through, Blue
Play me digireedoo

Let me Abos go loose, Bruce
Let me Abos go loose
They're of no further use, Bruce
So let me Abos go loose.

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's him, hangin' on the shed.

[AZamericonnie]

I think Ted Nugent would take on this project......Kill em & Grill em. It takes all kinds of critters to make farmer Vincent's fritters. What a sicko.

[Paul Atreides]

Why don't we drop her into the middle of the lion's cage at the Baghdad Zoo?

[piasa]

I'm pretty good at brain-tanning hides, so I would offer to do it except for one thing...

Most animals have enough brains to tan their own hide but flaming pink liberals do not. So to tan her hide I would have to add pig's brains in the solution as a supplement, but that would disgrace the pig.

[The Red Zone]

She's going to have to "go" somewhere else than America to have this carried out, I believe. Laws about what can be done with corpses, y'know. Come to think of it, getting her out of America for the rest of her life might be a good thing.

[John Lenin]

It's too bad we closed all the insane asylums.

[justrepublican]

Mad Cow.

[Michael121]

I like it better when the PETA 19, 20, and 21 somethings get naked on the Square in town in a cage for the animals.... they are just attracting more "animals" without fur. It is fun to watch, the last one it was a 21 year old girl painted with tiger stipes on the City square, in a cage, it was Feb, and it was cold and rainy. She did not look comfortable, but she was kinda cute though.

1. "Stupid is as stupid does."

2. "And that's all I got to say about that."

-Forest Gump

[Dale 1]

I agree. Just throw her carcass into a lion cage – If they give her reverent burial, it will mean she was right.

By the way Paul, I just got the remake of Dune with William Hurt – it’s not bad, although I like the original better.

[rface]

just throw her lifeless carcass into the lion cage.

I am sure the animals are members of A(nimals) for the E(thical) T(reatment) of P(eople) so they will treat that pile of meat and bones with the proper respect.

[dighton]

Animal rights activist decrees that her body is barbecued and her skin turned into a purse

Can such things be?

[TopQuark]

It takes all kinds of people to make the world. Unfortunately, that includes this "lady."

In good all times, she would've been institutionalized. Today, she writes reciepts for donations that are coming in, and her "opinions" are promulgated by newspapers.

It is not she who is nuts: it is we, who no longer differentiate virtue and vice, nor wisdom and stupidity.

[Nitro]

Can these Vegans prove that all the vegetables they eat have died from natural causes...

or do they kill the plants to eat them?

What was the old "SNL" joke...

"Quarry" the only cereal made from stones...

it's all natural, I was going to say 'just add milk' but isn't that animal date rape or some other stupid thing?

[aruanan]

Animal rights activist decrees that her body is barbecued and her skin turned into a purse

In the interest of preserving the subjunctive:

"Animal rights activist decrees that her body be barbecued and her skin turned into a purse."

[Teacher317]

It puts the lotion in the basket