[Catspaw]

Anyone want to bet if this story ever runs in the Seattle P-I?

Not a chance.

And don't bother holding your breath waiting to see if it shows up in the P-I, either.

[not_apathetic_anymore]

And don't bother holding your breath waiting to see if it shows up in the P-I, either.

But it'll FOR SURE show up on KING,KOMO, and KIRO TV right? /end sarcasm