[Coyote]

These are the people we're expected to look up to for cultural, social, and political wisdom. You know, the one's that know more about the world than the rest of us. Yet, after checking out Larry King, maybe there's something to this wealth and fame hoopla, after all.

[OpusatFR]

I don't know. I'm way to busy with my life to worry about these people.

[sauropod]

That's right. Julia Roberts called Republicans "reptilian."

[frodolives]

Who "expects" us to admire entertainers? And shouldn't this just have been a link- what happened to the copyright suit?

[Blood of Tyrants]

but Smith, the zaftig Guess? jeans girl

My guess is that she is up to about a size 22 by now.

[Lil'freeper]

Hilarious- thanks!

[Paul Atreides]

"In fairness," he told the Evening Standard in April, "you can't announce your plans to wed and court the media on the level we did, then call it off five days before it was supposed to happen and not expect a total tidal wave to knock you on your ass."

Isn't it amazing what Hollywood can say with a straight face? I wonder if they even realize that an entire world exists beyond their own little sphere.

[Fraulein]

shellacked-haired groom Gest planted an extended, Hoover-like kiss on the thrice-wed, recently rehabbed Minnelli

I saw the 'hoover-like kiss' and it was absolutely disgusting. He acted like he had never kissed a woman before (which may very well have been true...).

[Fraulein]

Smith...insisted she was in love with the [90 year old] man she affectionately called "Paw Paw." ... After celebrating with cake and champagne, Smith kissed Paw-Paw and whispered, "Bye, darling, I'm off to Greece." Mrs. Marshall was heading to a photo shoot, accompanied by her strapping bodyguard, Pierre de Jean. "She was throwing kisses, saying, 'You're the only one I love,' calling him 'Poopsie baby' and all that," Pat Walker, the owner of the White Dove Chapel, told the Washington Post in 1995. "He just sat in his chair and looked at her and cried."

Sheesh. You just can't make this stuff up.