You see, that way the truth of PC Moose's, Ph.D. stark, raving bumbling will never be fully known. It doesn't matter that much, as only 3 or 4 more people were killed until PC Moose's Ph.D. long-suffering staff were able to leak a true description, which enabled a truck driver to set up the arrest by competent officers not under the AAA PC Moose's jurisdiction.
Lucky thing, too. PC Moose, Ph.D. and a group of equally inept AAA police officers had to attend a PC Diversity banquet over that weekend, where they all received awards.
BTW There are recruiting firms which specialize (for fat fees) in transferring spectacularly incompetent AAAs to head up small town Police and Fire Departments, even in far-off DownEast Maine, where minority groups have been unremarked since the Civil War.
But even this has a bright side, my friends. The incompetent AAA Public Safety officials can keep the equally incompetent AAA Public Education officials company at the interminable banquets where they bemoan discrimination and give each other awards, which are often incompetently spelled, due to having been purchased from AAA set-aside contractors
Adios, America.