[Bodacious]

I'll only use Hildebeast's book if I run out of toilet paper.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

I'll only use Hildebeast's book if I run out of toilet paper.

Na. It would burn my butt too much.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

If you find Hillary's book in your local bookstore, just be sure to have a fresh wad of Wrigley's handy as you leaf through the important chapters...

[N. Theknow]

I'll only use Hildebeast's book if I run out of toilet paper.

She and the paper her book is printed on are both proverbial pains in the butt.