Posted on 06/18/2003 8:15:48 PM PDT by chance33_98
Done. It was amusing. Was then, still is.
I'll tape my next post to my back so you can read it while I pass you on my $5,600 Honda Nighthawk 750, which does 141Mph (with the overdrive sprocket), and does 0-60 in 4.9 seconds.
And you can shout out "You're a Homo!" as I go by, but I doubt anyone will hear you with those straight pipes trying their damnest to get your bike up to the speed limit.
Next time I go to the Rock Store, i'll look as hard as I can to find a Hardley with more than 5,000 miles on it (you guys don't actually RIDE your bikes further than the local poser joint), while those of us who do 30K+ miles a year take off into the canyons while you down your third beer of afternoon while TALKING about riding.
It's your money, dude. I guess it's cheaper than a penile implant.
Actually, that might explain your obession with homosexuality.
Matter of fact, at 67, I got scared of all of them - just sold my last BMW late last year. Still, on a nice summer day, I wish I had a bike in the garage to strap a tent and sleeping bag onto and take off for 4 or 5 days!
Oh yeah. If you get the chance ....
Bite me! . ... .
Children, children! The nice pommie bahstahds British cousins have so thoughtfully set up a spot where you can give each other's bikes a go on a nice road with some twisty bits on it, where another has shown it can be done by one bike alone.
Talk is all very nice, but if you really want to impress anyone with either the ricegrinder or the Milwaukee vibrator, you know where you can go to do it. And if you're such hotshots as you like to sound, the previous rider's 148MPH/222KPH burnout shouldn't be hard to top at all, and it'll make him appear to be relatively angelic by comparison.
Go. Let's see whatcha got.
-archy-/-
Me too, and for NorVins as well, though the P.11 was nicely enough done and is enough of a classic that they really deserve to glow in their original appearance.
But back in the Norton's heyday, their advertising commonly showed one useful accessory that never seemed to grace the ads for the P11. Maybe somebody was afraid of getting muddy on the off-road steed in the Norton stable.
They're baaaaack....
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