[M. Peach]

If a man makes a statement in the middle of a forest and a woman doesn't hear him - is he still wrong?

Did you know that Daniel Webster's wife was responsible for him writing the dictionary? He got tired of hearing her say, "What's that supposed to mean?"

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"If a man makes a statement in the middle of a forest and a woman doesn't hear him - is he still wrong?"

Of course he's wrong. He's a man isn't he? More important - he's safe!