[ffusco]

What a man, a woman, a midget and a donkey do in the privacy of their bedroom is none of my business!

[Lazamataz]

What a man, a woman, a midget and a donkey do in the privacy of their bedroom is none of my business!

Unless, of course, they damage the scuba gear.

[Pearls Before Swine]

What a man, a woman, a midget and a donkey do in the privacy of their bedroom is none of my business!

That is, until you get on their spam e-mail list.