Barf Bag One:
Clinton: "I think it's important that people be reminded of the very significant differences between Democrats and Republicans."
Translation: If you compare the two administrations, the Clinton will make the Bush look terrible.
Rebuttal: Hillary, you ----ing s--t. Two dead aministration officials, 80 dead Davidians, five or six affairs, uncountable perjuries, untold numbers of obstructions of justice, one set of magicly appearing documents under subpoena, in excess of 900 FBI files, an unknown number of moles within the White House, hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of dollars in Chinese cash payments to the Clinton & DNC, uncountable passed top security documents, 100s of fleeing witnesses, many others who pleaded the 5th, and more infractions than I can write on one internet forum later, and you still don't get it? Here you major dip-stick, Bush clean, Clinton's unclean. Democrats were the enablers of the most currupt administration in US history. Nothing, not national security or crimes could stop them from pushing Bill Clinton off on the US public. End of story.
Barf Bag Two:
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-New York... ...insists she's not taking any attention away from the 2004 presidential candidates.
Translation: I know everyone's eyes are focused on the Democrat candidates. I'm trying to stay out of sight right now.
Rebuttal: Of all times to do so, you chose right now to release your book. For the last few weeks you've taken up half the air time available to Dem candidates to promote yourself via your book. Not only this, you then determined this was the best time to try to wrestle the top leadership position in the Senate away from Tom Daschle. I don't know what you could have done to suck up more air-time, but one thing is obvious, if you can come up with that idea, you'll put it in motion if it takes 110% of the airtime available to your party's candidates.
Barf Bag Three:
Clinton maintains that the best way for Democrats to campaign against another Bush term is to hold up the accomplishments of her husband's administration.
Translation: If you think about it, you'll be astounded by the good things my husband did.
Rebuttal: Astounded is the only word that came to my mind. If a person knew only one thing about the Clinton administration that would indicate what a low life pond scum he was for eight years, it would be this. Because of Bill Clinton children had to ask their parents what a blow-job in the oval office was.
Barf Bag Four:
"I think it's important that people be reminded of the very significant differences between Democrats and Republicans. And the best way to do that is look at the policies of the Clinton administration and the differences it made in the lives of so many Americans and compare that to the choices that are being made in this administration," Clinton said.
Translation: Bill made some remarkable choices during his eight years.
Rebuttal: Bombing a foreign nation for no reason at all on the night the Congress was to vote on articles of impeachment was a rather remarkable choice considering Bill knew in advance that all targets were bogus. Allowing your wife to deny Washington Detectives entry to Vince Foster's, then removing documents was another. Bill talking to a Congressman from Florida on the phone while he discussed sending our troops into harms way, while a 22 year old woman 30 years his junior was giving him oral sexual gratification was another.
Yes Mrs Clinton, people should compare the two administrations. As far as character goes, they'll find it in one of them. In the other they'll find enough criminality to sink ten administrations. Sadly you can't force the media to dig. Either the President is Republican and they want to ala Nixon, or he's a Democrat and they can't see any need for investigative reporting.
In truth this is more like a 12 to 15 bagger. The Clintons are pathalogical liars and so in need of psychological services that it's a hoot to read just about anything that blurts out of either of their mouths.