Here we are, thousands of years and billions of people down the road of time and relationships and we still go about our nighttime activities the same way as we did in the caves.
It's time to change all that, after all, coitus is too draining to be sustained for more than a few minutes at a time a few times a day and there is so much more time to fill.
Why not be gay? Romp and frolic, kiss and fondle, tease and heckle, stand on one foot, spin about and throw your hands in the air; it is such a wonderful time to be alive.
Let's all wear lipstick and paint our faces pretty pink, festoon our soft body parts with shiny rings and silvery studs, wash our hair in purple cabbage soup and rinse with purified lemon-yellow essence.
And celebrate the sheer joy of breathing, while we can.
Yes, perfectly appropriate if you're three years old (except for the fondling part). Your post made me laugh.