It could star a a military guy selling drugs in LA and weapons in Iran to get money to fund terrorists in Central America. A real funny scene would be the President of the United States sleeping through the cabinet meeting when approval is sought. The CIA director could mysteriously die before he could testify about it. What a hoot this could be. The military guy could go on to be a star news reportor on Fox and have a huge following of fans. It has a ring to it.
REGAN: Brought Communism to its knees.
CLINTON: Forced Monica to her knees.
I guess I know who will be remembered in the long term of American history.