[goliath]

Boogity, Boogity, Boogity...

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Chrysler Corporation was to add a new car to it's line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter was to begin production in Canada this year, but the car had to be pulled out of production when initial tests showed that the little white lines on the road kept disappearing all the time.

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[VRWCmember]

A picture from the first Women's NASCAR race:

[laotzu]

"Snap-on-Tools have already agreed to be corporate sponsors of new Bush League teams."

So....this is for lesbians only then?!!

[VRWCmember]

That's hilarious. Is there any ethnic group the authors failed to insult?

[judgeandjury]

For the KFC Series, the most significant departure from Winston Cup rules is the addition of New Jersey State Troopers patrolling the racetrack, arbitrarily stopping drivers and harassing them.

The New Jersey State Troopers might even find that some of the drivers are driving stolen race cars.

[GeneralHavoc]

This story is absolutely hilarious, and the post of "A picture from the first Women's NASCAR race" takes the cake!

[headsonpikes]

Diversity bump.

I'd watch the bush league; that sounds like fun!

[petuniasevan]

The all-women Bush League will be just as exciting

They ought to fill the talent pool from around here in northeast WI. 95% of the speeders are women. Most are multitasking while going at least 20 over the limit. The guys just stay out of the way.

Yes, I know it's a satire.

[honeygrl]

They need a Muslim League too.. it would have to be televised only though or the spectators would be killed in the end when all the cars blew up.

[searchandrecovery]

How about teenagers? Let them drive stock toyota's, honda's, chevy's (like their parent's cars) at high speed, while drinking beer, around tracks with all the things that attract their cars on prom night?
Like - hairpin turns, trees, telephone poles, concrete barriers. Good fun.

[billbears]

"There's just one problem," NASCAR chairman and CEO Bill France Jr. told BSNN. "We're afraid them Latinos will have a hard time starting their cars, and we're not sure anyone is ready to watch a bunch of them Asians run around a track at 25 miles per hour with their turn signals flashing."

Bill France funny bump!!

Personally I don't know what Shakedown is upset about. Willie T Ribbs still races the truck series if I'm not mistaken

[#3Fan]

Since most of the drivers and fans of the current Nascar series are Republicans, Nascar needs a Democrat series. In the new Democrat Series the winner of each race won't necessarily be the guy who crosses the checkered flag first, but instead will be determined by 9 people consisting of retired judges from New Jersey and Florida. There are all kinds of potential scenerios with this system. For instance, it's possible the winning driver wouldn't even have to run the full 500 miles, he can come in and run just 100 miles and be declared the winner. Pit crews will consist of 16 men instead of eight. Eight to work on the car and eight lawyers to constantly plead their case to the judges during the race. This series will run on CBS and ABC exclusively.

[Old Professer]

There goes what's left of the Ozone Layer.

[StriperSniper]

BTTT(Back To The Track ;-)