Couldn't have been running too fast for too long.
Couldn't have been running too fast for too long.
LOL! One little-considered up-side to obesity is, if you're in the home invasion business and REALLY fat, you may be able to absorb a .32 round or two without any serious damage.
I think he'll probably turn up in a day or two, claiming he was shot in a dispute with somebody somewhere on the other side of town . . .