[wbill]

In related news, a spokesdolphin was quoted as saying "Who are these enviro-nutcase chumps? And who nominated them to speak for us? We're getting pulled out of the wild, taken care of, three easy squares a day, and hot chicks in bikinis come up and kiss us. Tell those hemp-smoking, hacky-sack-juggling, long-haired, no-bathing hippie freaks to set their bongs down and go back to the trees they were sitting in, before they screw up the deal for all of us!"

[presidio9]

To say nothing about the fact that they are getting the HELL away from the Godforsaken Solomon Islands (home of the next liberal cries for nation building).