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To: Valin
One of my wife's best friends is married to one of those "sensitive" guys. He didn't know the difference between a linebacker and a strong safety...

What a pansy!
10 posted on 07/31/2003 6:28:16 AM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Hatteras
One of my wife's best friends is married to one of those "sensitive" guys. He didn't know the difference between a linebacker and a strong safety...

Not quite sure I could pick out all the positions in football either because I don't watch it much but I can tear out a car engine and skin a buck. I can also pick off a squirrel running from 75 yards out with my Ruger 10/22. Does that eliminate me from sissyhood.

30 posted on 07/31/2003 6:58:43 AM PDT by holdmuhbeer
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To: Hatteras
"One of my wife's best friends is married to one of those "sensitive" guys. He didn't know the difference between a linebacker and a strong safety..."

"What a pansy!"

Well, obviously a linebacker is what you use to fill up half your fishing reel when you are fishing in small streams, that way you don't use up all your good line. A strong safety is one that won't allow your gun to fire unintentionally when you are running through the woods chasing bears.

72 posted on 07/31/2003 8:13:06 AM PDT by RipSawyer (Mercy on a pore boy lemme have a dollar bill!)
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To: Hatteras
He didn't know the difference between a linebacker and a strong safety...
 
I'm guessing he might be concentrating on the tight ends...

76 posted on 07/31/2003 8:19:54 AM PDT by Fintan (Shamelessly posting irrelevancy since 1998...)
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To: Hatteras
Well I don't know the difference between a linebacker and a strong safety.

But I can ride a bronc into the ground and take out a sentry with a knife..

Am I still considered a pansy? :O)

(joke, please don't think I'm serious)
97 posted on 07/31/2003 8:53:47 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (If you continue to do what you've always done, you will continue to get what you've always got.)
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To: Hatteras
He didn't know the difference between a linebacker and a strong safety...

My mom even knows that.

125 posted on 07/31/2003 10:11:47 AM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("This ain't no place for a nervous person." - Mickey Redmond)
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