1 posted on
08/13/2003 8:29:27 AM PDT by
goliath
To: goliath
"Hey, Vern!!!"
2 posted on
08/13/2003 8:31:00 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(...in memory of Jim Varney.)
To: goliath
Why?
To: goliath
Hey Jay! Demi's as old as you!
4 posted on
08/13/2003 8:31:54 AM PDT by
KantianBurke
(The Federal govt should be protecting us from terrorists, not handing out goodies)
To: goliath
"Hey Ash, I guess no one told you, but the Billybob Thornton look went out with The Osbournes."
7 posted on
08/13/2003 8:35:39 AM PDT by
lainie
To: goliath
Dude, is that a John Deere cap?
9 posted on
08/13/2003 8:38:29 AM PDT by
sarasota
To: goliath
Demi likes it when I dress up as a trucker and she gets to spank me for my load being late.
11 posted on
08/13/2003 8:41:21 AM PDT by
ElectricStrawberry
(Anyone that would dare protest peace-weenies by themselves is a friend of mine)
To: goliath
Who the heck is Ashton Kutcher?
FMCDH
12 posted on
08/13/2003 8:53:02 AM PDT by
nothingnew
(I've changed my tagline and will tell no one what it is until I'm on the Jay Leno show!)
To: goliath
. . . and then the dirctor say's in the next scene you gotta milk a cow. Do you know how to squeeze a saggy tit? And I said, only if they got silicon in them!
13 posted on
08/13/2003 9:02:36 AM PDT by
w_over_w
(A ship in a safe harbor is safe, but that is not what a ship is built for.)
To: goliath
Leno: "Hey, w-what are we laughing about again?"
14 posted on
08/13/2003 9:06:46 AM PDT by
4mycountry
(One voice, connecting with others like a water droplet on a lake. It cannot be missed.)
To: goliath
Dude! Where's my Mom...uh, I mean date?
To: goliath
Ha ha ha! That's damned funny! By the way, your fly is down ....
To: goliath
I got my tractor parked outside, Jay, want a ride?
In his defense, Ashton IS from Iowa just like me. :-D I love that hat and it was more than likely made by my father's old company.
18 posted on
08/13/2003 9:10:16 AM PDT by
lawgirl
(The only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion. -Johnny English)
To: goliath
Leno: ha ha ha.. Ashton..ha ha ..Oh by the way. heh heh... I did Demi last night. Ho ho ho ha ha ha
19 posted on
08/13/2003 9:15:45 AM PDT by
Johnny Gage
(Why do we sing "Take me out to the Ballgame" ... When we're already there?)
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