Entering the belly of The BEAST. My day with Hillary

[Nea Wood]

Dang! That was one of the funniest things I've ever read on FR! I love what you told Hillary! Well done!!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Hillary and I did lazer beam eyeballs of hate to each other.

Since she long ago, in a galaxy, far away, went over to the "Dark Side", I'm sure your laser eyes (from the forces of good) managed to burn a little retina.

BTW, do her pupils run in an ellipse, north and south, Like a reptile?

Great FReepin' job. ROFLMAO

[Moonman62]

I knew I had a long wait, and I was thinking of ditching the scene, because I was in heels, and I didn't feel like standing there for 2 hours just to meet her hieniousness.

And I bet you were one of the few not in "comfortable shoes." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Great FReep and a wonderful line you gave to the Beast. I really enjoyed your report.

[mhking]

Hillary and I did lazer beam eyeballs of hate to each other.

The cat claws came out, eh?

[VoiceOfBruck]

Who's on the cover of your book?

Great work, Ms. Legs!

I hope I never get on your bad side!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[shiva]

YES!....(Shiva clapping)

[Samizdat]

Too funny! And very well written. Are you perhaps a writer in real life?

[Aria]

Didn't she critize poor people once because they had bad teeth? Maybe she is trying to help them to identify with her.

[bmwcyle]

Nice stab at Satan. She will be asked that question (who is on the cover?) again and again.

[mombonn]

You may have to change your screen name to Hillary's Fuzzy Face!

[rockrr]

To have looked into the soulless eyes of the Medusa and lived to tell the tale.....I am impressed!

[CarmelValleyite]

Re "not a bath day -- no make-up, hair undone, etc. BUT SHE DID HAVE EARRINGS!"

What's that famous old saying?? "No use hanging earrings on a pig?" I think it fits in this scenario!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It's Fuzzy, It's Furry, It's Hillary

[Hildy]

Sounds like the same pantsuit she had on here in San Diego. I bet in another year she'll donate it to charity and write it off on her income taxes...WHO'S THAT ON THE COVER OF YOUR BOOK!!! LOLOLOLOL....priceless. Good job!!!

[Major_Risktaker]

Feeling as if I was in line with you up close enough to sense what the Hilda beasts would splash on to cover up the evil inside.

If only newspaper reporters could write so honestly but most of the time, just cannot follow the flow or the logic of their stories.

Does anyone else have that same problem with journalist?

Thanks for your report!

PS. "I have Vince Foster's murder on tape". Nice Idea...

[CarmelValleyite]

So...HLL, what did you do with the signed book of lies?????????????????

[mountaineer]

Hillary x 2

[EmmaPeel]

What a riot!

[FreedomPoster]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You've made my day! And this has been a pretty good week, what with our "deviling" of the Hildebeast on Monday! See the first pic in that thread for my special couture for the event.