Entering the belly of The BEAST. My day with Hillary

[exile]

"I went into the store and was confronted by a sea of overweight housewives in white T shirts and shorts. You would have thought that this was an e-ticket ride for DisneyWorld. Fanny packs abound."

Lambs to the slaughter. By the way, great job getting Hitlery's BVD's in a bunch. You rock!

[pubmom]

You are a brave, brave soul. I would have only had the guts to ask: "Who does your hair?"

[Plutarch]

Interesting to read, if a tad catty.

[MaeWest]

FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

[cibco]

BTTT!

[smiley]

Great read!....
I hope you hadn't eaten before you met Hillary!

[onyx]

So where's my T-shirt?

Better yet, where's the photo? Hard to believe you got that close and did NOT take a picture!

[Eva]

Hillary does have peach fuzz all over her face. Back during the impeachment, a photographer from the University of Vermont printed pictures he had taken of Hillary during an interview that she gave to someone from the school, in the alumni magazine. The pictures were unretouched black and whites and absolutely hideous. I wish I had saved the magazine.

[Prince Caspian]

Way to go HLL! I'm just wondering if you already had your "line" ready before you got in front of her, or was it ad hoc. I don't think I would be able to come up with something that good once I was within "spitting distance".

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have had that line ready for weeks. Trust me, I was ready.

I wish I had time to say " No really, who is it, because it sure doesn't look a thing like you".

[Francisco]

"Who's on the cover of your book?"

LOL Bump!!!

[Just another Joe]

"Who's on the cover of your book?"

ROTFLMAOPIMP!

Sweeeeet!

[blackbart1]

She's got really lousy caps

The first thing I noticed. It is too obvious especially with her large smile. She could have that fixed.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Great job, HLL! Obviously Medusa did not turn you into stone, although she obviously tried.

[Lucky2]

You've now made my day with this story of your day with Hildabeast. It sounds like everything we've all said is right, she is a homely, fat slob. No wonder Bill went looking else where!

[Cyber Liberty]

...So I left the Thrifty Acres...

Aha! Mejer's Shifty Takers! That explains the t-shirts and shorts on middle-aged women, doesn't it?

[Taxman]

FReeped like a mule!

She can run, she can hide and she can surround herself with armed thugs, but she WILL get FReeped!

Taxman Bravo Zulu!

[RJL]

"Who's on the cover of your book?"

LOL… Well done!

[pubmom]

Impossible to fit all of that into the 6 seconds graciously allowed by her heinous.

Watch, one of the women from today's 'Hillaryfest,' will pen an article titled: 'The Best 6 Seconds of my Entire Life.'

[Gritty]

Great job, HHL! It is depressing to note all the women loose out there breathlessly waiting for our own version of the Third Reich.

(P.S. That's not a soccer ball; it's Rosemary's Baby!)