We Are Running for Congress -- Maybe

Congressman Billybob's Campaign Website ^ | 2 September 2003 | John Armor

[Country John]

Before you get the hankerin to run for Congress, BillyBob, you need to explain your association with the sinister, secret Cogswell Society.
How do we know you won't take our campaign contributions and erect silly looking fountains in every public square from Buncombe to Cherokee?

[GigaDittos]

I went to your website. I was impressed by your introduction both for content and for the reasons you designed its layout. I could vote for a man who believes that there is absolutes to right and wrong, with occasional latitude. I appreciate your crediting others for your blessings. I might even construe this as indirect thanks to God for your beliefs, abilities and successes; some believe that life associations are not always by chance. I can appreciate the belief that the content of your character is more important than the color of your diplomas (not to degrade the goodness of education). The selection of your residence is an indication of a true love of this country, because many in the body politic consider this "flyover" country. When you look at the geo-political map of this country, you can see the most of the liberal extremists (blue) live on the extreme edges, a strange coincidence. Another fun coincidence is your childhood in Baltimore, home of the Star-Spangled Banner. Anyway, I wanted to comment on what I have read of you.