Allah Declares Virgin Shortage; Announces Recruiting Drive

"We are ready to dip into the vast pool of virgins available in the western world",

Methinks Allah has been sleeping of late!!

21 posted on 09/12/2003 9:02:51 PM PDT by ZULU

Allah Is In The House

http://allahakbar.blogspot.com/

22 posted on 09/12/2003 9:05:11 PM PDT by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)

23 posted on 09/12/2003 9:09:00 PM PDT by TightyRighty

"Bbaaaaahhh"
"Bbbaaaaahhhhh"

24 posted on 09/12/2003 9:24:08 PM PDT by cavtrooper21 (Shoot them if they stand. Cut them if they run.)

72 white raisons. Muhammed was insane. The bloody riff between Shiite and Sunni is insane. Taking the word of biased clerics over common sense is insane. Killing female relatives to cover one's own crimes is insane. Impoverishing one's family by forbidding females productive work is insane.

Forget all of that. It is far easier to blame misfortune on the infidel Western culture than to see the light of reason.

25 posted on 09/12/2003 9:31:54 PM PDT by NewRomeTacitus (Refuses to buy into the dogma of self-deceit and unearned guilt.)

To: cavtrooper21

Young Islamic radical is working for a shepherd. He goes to the shepherd and asks what they do for sex out there in the sand dunes of Iraq.

"Well", says the shepherd, "I usually take the services of one of the sheep in the flock."

The young boy is a bit perplexed but he goes to the flock and has is way with a ewe.

Upon returning, he says to the shepherd, "That wasn't particularly satisfying!"

The shepherd responds, "Well, what do you expect? You picked the ugliest one in the bunch!"

26 posted on 09/12/2003 9:34:42 PM PDT by lawdude (Liberalism: A failure every time it is tried!)

To: I still care

27 posted on 09/12/2003 9:47:04 PM PDT by Frank_2001

EEEEwwwwwuuuuuu...

No pun intended....

28 posted on 09/12/2003 10:03:16 PM PDT by cavtrooper21 (Shoot them if they stand. Cut them if they run.)

Someone stole the virgin from my previous post! Here's another:

29 posted on 09/13/2003 7:07:11 AM PDT by RippleFire

Someone stole the virgin from my previous post! Here's another:

30 posted on 09/13/2003 7:07:11 AM PDT by RippleFire

Someone stole the virgin from my previous post! Here's another:

31 posted on 09/13/2003 7:07:12 AM PDT by RippleFire

Hi everyone. I found this forum somehow by searching for the "blues for Allah" Grateful Dead album. Anyway,

I am a Muslim fundamentalist (meaning i believe that my religious book is from God). I believe the the Qur'an is the word or God. I believe that more than a thousand years ago Muhammad received the Qur'an as a revelation from God.

It seems to me that most of the comments here confuse people who say they are Muslims, with the ideals of the religion.
The same thing happens with Americans actually. I am also an American. It bothers me when people put down America, but then again, America doesn't always live up to its ideals. Americans are also guilty of acting selfishly and denying people their freedom or lives. On other levels though, America almost lives up to the Islamic ideals of taking care of orphans, and providing people and their families with security.

As to the specific point of the virgins in heaven, it's a matter of interpretation. It is also related in the Qur'an and by Muhammad that paridise is greater than the best place that anyone can imagine. That said, any description can not be as great as it actually is.

As far as who is sent to heaven and who is sent to hell, God knows. There are stories related where someone mentioned to the prophet that a man who died in battle was surely a martyr and going to heaven. the prophet scolded the man, saying, "only God knows who will go to heaven." And i'm sure you all have probably heard that we have the idea in Islam that ,"when someone saves one life, it is as if he as saved everyone in the world, and when someone kills someone(unjustly) it is as if he as killed everyone in the world."

One last thing. "Allah" means "God." The Arabic speaking Jews and Christians in the mid-east use "Allah" for God.

32 posted on 10/07/2003 12:40:36 PM PDT by joe032783 (Views of a Muslim fundamentalist)

"I've always wondered about this. Is it 72 for each or far all? "

What I want to know is where are they going to find 72 virgins who were so bad that they deserve to be one of 72 handmaidens to a bloodthirsty terrorist for eternity.

I mean...they are VIRGINS...for crying out loud!

33 posted on 10/07/2003 12:43:48 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)

I am a Muslim fundamentalist (meaning i believe that my religious book is from God).

Your religion is a arabic-totalitarian meme / ideology used for spreading evil in the world masquerading as religion. Repent while you still can.

Why worship a god that sent a murdering pedophile as a prophet anyway ?

34 posted on 10/07/2003 12:47:54 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Virtue untested is innocence)

Hi! I'm your virgin #8

35 posted on 10/07/2003 1:07:26 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)

To: Centurion2000

man, there are five central points to islam
1 belief in God
2 prayer
3 charity
4 fasting in Ramadan
5 making a pilgrimage once in a lifetime to mecca

you shouldn't fight unless your freedom is at stake. you should only have sex with your wife or wives. that's islam in a nutshell. if you want to make stuff up i can't stop you, but atleast i can explain my religion as correctly as i can

36 posted on 10/07/2003 1:19:37 PM PDT by joe032783 (Views of a Muslim fundamentalist)

No No Not me! YOUR virgins are right behind me!

37 posted on 10/07/2003 1:21:52 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)

Jihad is the sixth pillar of Islam

38 posted on 10/07/2003 1:24:41 PM PDT by dennisw (G_d is at war with Amalek for all generations)

39 posted on 10/07/2003 1:26:04 PM PDT by joe032783 (Views of a Muslim)

40 posted on 10/07/2003 1:27:09 PM PDT by kevao (Fuques France!)

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