[Lazamataz]

I prefer to tell telemarketers: "I am busy masturbating, mind, um, holding on for a minute while I finish?"

Have a tape recording or a .wav file of a woman screaming. When the telemarketer calls, start the screaming and in your weirdest serial killer voice, start going on about how she just won't die....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Have a tape recording or a .wav file of a woman screaming. When the telemarketer calls, start the screaming and in your weirdest serial killer voice, start going on about how she just won't die....

Quit worrying, dude - nobody believed the report of that telemarketer, so you're still safe from the law. No need to continue that cover story.....

;)

[FixitGuy]

"Have a tape recording or a .wav file of a woman screaming. When the telemarketer calls, start the screaming and in your weirdest serial killer voice, start going on about how she just won't die....

Love your posts Laz, But if I did this, the cops, EMT squad and the Fire Co. would show up at the house and break all the windows, blow down the front door, shoot my dog....you get the idea.