Any stash is cache` (a.k.a. $cash) when in the hands of a Democrat, and it's deemed an "arsenal" if it goes "bang", the owner is a private citizen, and the owner lives in Kalifornia (as in .. "Police discovered an arsenal buried in the conservative Joe Smoo's garage yesterday. Said Smoo, 'It was only a couple of hunting rifles and an antique revolver..'. The state police spokesman replied, 'This tip paid off big... another terrorist-voter is off the streets, permanently! You can never trust these radical-right-wingers.. one moment they're friendly, and the next they're trying to recall the friggin' governor or something. Some poor guy in Sacramento could have been hurt by this guy...').
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