[DCBryan1]

"My wife's pecker is THIS long".

[cmsgop]

So For More Pleasure in my Anal Region I .........

[Diogenesis]

"Like Pelosi, I, too, believe only in a one-world government to be run by the UN.
Yes, Jay, that is what was on our DNC/Clinton list to talk about this week."

[goliath]

"I am the only Democrat in this race who can use both hands to see which way the political winds are blowing."

[mattdono]

Bumping for a good laugh...I have to check back and see what some of the folks come up with.

[EsclavoDeCristo]

¡¡¡¡PULL MY FINGERS!!!!

[Constantine XIII]

I picked it myself!

[glaux]

...and one fetus was this long.

[Brett66]

I can't even find my @ss with these!

[Bobber58]

I wanna Pony, and a strawberry sucker THIS BIG,
and I wanna be the Presidnet...and that's the truth! PPHHHFFHHHTTTTT

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"No, no, Jay. That's just a common misconception. Actually, I have this many I.Q. points..." :)

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

"Yes Jay, the state trooper asked me to touch my nose with both fingers....... because I'm a two-faced bum"

[zencycler]

AP - Discussing his national security strategy on the Jay Leno show, Howard Dean began discussing how he would have handles 9/11 differently. But he shocked many viewers when he started the discussion by holding up his fingers and saying, "OK, let's say these are the twin towers, and Jay, you be the first plane approaching, now here's what I would have done..."

[Johnny Gage]

..and lastly Jay, did you know John Kerry served in Vietnam?

[OESY]

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