Oh, and my "myopic" view (that refuses to imagine Marcel's nasty little band of schismatics, excommunicates and sheep as the actual Roman Catholic Church) was developed in a Jesuit prep school so long ago that hey were still Catholic. Did you go to a schismatic prep? There must be a reason why you cannot distinguish between the pope and a few uppity and taste-offended excommunicated bishops.
As the streetwise in New Yawk might say, you do appear to be a real Mark at least if not a real Catholic.