Well, one time my friend's daughter was ill and did throw up in the church. I hope she is not branded as a druggie at her young age:)
I seem to remember throwing up myself when I was serving LATIN mass at 6:30 every morning. Must have been the drugs and alcohol I used to drink when I was 12/13. Also Father Tautkus would have mass even if only one person was in church or 20 people were there. This guy seems to depend on numbers to have mass or not. Oh yeah and it helps if you're not Lithuanian and can fill up the collection basket.