Didn't the Weekly World News already report that Noah's Ark was found on the moon?
You do realize Weekly World News is satire and often very irreligious. The Onion is much more believable.
Just look at the headlines from their "Prophecy section"
THE 'BUZZ' ABOUT EVOLUTION Dr. Delambre is an entomologist -- a scientist who studies insects -- and he has his own theory regarding human origins.
POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE WILL LEAVE CALIFORNIA STANDING A DEVASTATING earthquake will strike California in the next five to ten years -- with a force so powerful it will plunge the rest of the country into the sea, and leave the Golden State intact, experts say.
TODDLER PSYCHIC! 3-year-old predicts future with shocking accuracy!
BIBLE'S 4 HORSEMEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS IN PARIS PARIS - A funny thing happened on the way to Doomsday - theFour Horsemen of the Apocalypse got lost and had to ask fordirections!
AMERICA IS A TICKING TIME BOMB Millions of unsuspecting Americans are at risk of dying suddenly and without warning in one of five looming natural disasters that nobody ever talks about but scientists agree "are ticking time bombs just waiting to happen."
FOUR HORSEMEN KILLING THE COMPETITION - AT POLO CLUBS! THE BIBLE'S Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are causing problems again -- this time at a posh polo club in Texas.
FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES HIRE CORPORATE FORTUNE TELLERS THE MOST valued employees in many Fortune 500 companies aren't salesmen, market analysts or accountants -- they're fortune tellers!
EVIL MOLE PEOPLE FOUND IN WYOMING Mutant creatures are fast. They've got long, sharp claws. Their tunnels are littered with books on making nuclear bombs . . . and they HATE AMERICANS!
HOLY VISION IN TOILET SAVES GAL FROM SUICIDE