Let's call our nearby parishes and see if they'll sell us an indulgence or two.
Shall we?
Why should I believe that whatever you tell me about your experience is the truth?
"Let's call our nearby parishes and see if they'll sell us an indulgence or two.
Shall we?"
Go for it!
If one does, tell us all!
Indeed, if one does, you will have demonstrated a fatal flaw in the Catholic Church and gone a long way towards proving your argument, even to Catholics.
Go try to buy an indulgence!
Please!
(I dare you!)