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Web Site Offers to Send Post-Rapture E-Mails to Friends 'Left Behind'
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| June 05, 2008
Posted on 06/05/2008 11:12:03 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy
You can’t be series! ROFLOL!!!
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:14:59 AM PDT
by
GeoPie
To: Alex Murphy; GeoPie
I hope they hired lost people to run it.
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:16:49 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Alex Murphy
I wish I’d thought of that!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:17:36 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: Alex Murphy
Greetings like;
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all made to heaven
But not you.
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:18:12 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Alex Murphy
YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND!!
NYAH..NYAH! NYAH..NYAH!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
To: Alex Murphy; GeoPie
I once interviewed for a job at a Christian publisher and said. “This is the perfect job. When the rapture occurs, I’ll be found doing the Lord’s work, and if by chance, I’m left behind, I’ll be the CEO.”
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:18:59 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Alex Murphy
"There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take seven years to clear your assets to your next of kin. Seven years, of course, is all the time that will be left," it explains. "So, basically the Government of the Antichrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way."Seven years later is when the anti-christ is wiped out, and Christ returns with the raptured to reign for 1000 years. So if it's held up in probate for 7 years, it should be available just in time for your return.
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:22:00 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Alex Murphy; scan59
I think it's an interesting idea. I especially liked this part:
"There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take seven years to clear your assets to your next of kin. Seven years, of course, is all the time that will be left," it explains. "So, basically the Government of the Antichrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way."
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:22:17 AM PDT
by
babyfreep
To: Alex Murphy
or, preterists don’t have to fret about all that... :)
To: Alex Murphy
"according to the Bible""according to Christian theology"
How about "according to some eccentric interpretations of the Bible" or "according to an unorthodox strand of Christian theology made popular in recent decades by lurid Christo-fiction writers like Tim LeHaye"...
Talk about lazy journalism.
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:23:00 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(De minimis.)
To: Alex Murphy
"Final e-mails from vanished subscribers will be triggered when three of the site's five Christian staffers fail to log in for six days in a row. "What do mean the e-mails went out? "Darn it Fred I told you it was a bad idea for us to vacation together!!"
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:27:21 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
Services Overview
We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the “Rapture” of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.
LOL!
http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index-2.html
To: Alex Murphy
Wonder if this same company charges extra for an email to self in 30 years in case we’re still here?
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Or,
Roses are Red
Violents are blue
Dont take the mark
Whatever you do
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:52:47 AM PDT
by
Augustinian monk
(You going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?- Jose Wales)
To: Alex Murphy
“If you’re reading this, I’m already home.”
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:56:32 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Jesus is coming back soon...and man, is He ticked off. (I'm trying to keep it clean.))
To: Alex Murphy
I guessing there will be some great deals on houses and used cars following the rapture.
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posted on
06/05/2008 11:57:08 AM PDT
by
trumandogz
("He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper and it worries me." Sen Cochran on McCain)
To: trumandogz
Yeah but you could only get a seven year mortgage. Plus you would have to deal with 444, the Realtor of the beast.
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posted on
06/05/2008 12:00:16 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Think of all the abandoned cars on the road!
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posted on
06/05/2008 12:03:38 PM PDT
by
trumandogz
("He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper and it worries me." Sen Cochran on McCain)
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