[papertyger]

Unless you eat his flesh and drink his blood, there is no life in you.

[Mr Rogers]

Psalms 57: “ 1 Be merciful to me, O God, be merciful to me,
for in you my soul takes refuge;
in the shadow of your wings I will take refuge,
till the storms of destruction pass by.”

In this verse, we learn God is a chicken...

[PugetSoundSoldier]

Unless you eat his flesh and drink his blood, there is no life in you.

Where in the Bible do you find the requirement for Communion in order to be saved?