[Old Sarge]

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#PPPPPPP

DTG 082308Z SEP 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT IN PROGRESS

RE: POST 1

1. FR MOD COMMAND HAS EXECUTED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH-ON-TARGET (Z.O.T.). THIS IS A ZOT IN PROGRESS REPEAT THIS IS A ZOT IN PROGRESS.

2. TARGET HAS BEEN DESIGNATED BY COMMAND AS TARGET GROUP “KITTEN CHOW”.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS-FREE, ENGAGE ON CONTACT. LOCATION REF. 1 IS NOW DESIGNATED A FREE-FIRE ZONE.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT “URSULA” FOR AUTHORIZED LINE DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.

5. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[bcsco]

This idiot is still around? The Mods must be letting us have our fun. This jerk belongs at DU/KOS/HuffyPuffy. They're the contemporary example of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. And, I'll bet this idiot knows exactly what that is. He's a proud member...

BTW, wasn't there a FireBurner ZOT'd recently?

[glock rocks]

CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.

HOOAH, Sir!

[darkangel82]

IATZ