This article is an extreme stretch and very much an application of the writer’s own biases towards the subject.
Each bullet point can be tied to multiple religions, writing techniques, and pop culture.
The storys teenage heroine, Bella, avoids coffee, tea, alcohol and tobacco not unlike the Mormons Word of Wisdom health code. Bella also advises her father to cut back on steak, much like the LDS teaching to eat meat and poultry sparingly.
Are Mormons the only ones who dont drink, smoke or eat red meat? What about Prohibitionist Baptists? What about Hindus? How about non religious vegans.
Feminists have questioned Bellas frequent cooking and cleaning household chores that reflect a strong Mormon work ethic and traditional roles for women. The official motto for mostly Mormon Utah is Industry, and its symbol is the beehive.
Because the heroine of the story cooks and cleans, and because Mormon women cook and clean, they are related? If a=b and a=c, it does not mean b=c (apple is red, apple is round, round is not red)
A crucial Mormon belief is that humans can become divine. In the Twilight series, the Cullen family of vampires once was human but now lives without death in a resurrected condition. Meyer describes the Cullens, particularly Edward, as godlike and inhumanly beautiful.
All vampire mythology has vampires living forever with incredible beauty.
Mormons believe angels are resurrected beings of flesh and bone. The most familiar is Moroni, who stands high atop LDS temples, trumpet in hand. The Book of Mormon, the faiths trademark Scripture, says Moroni was a fifth-century prophet who visited church founder Joseph Smith. Smith described Moroni as radiating light and glorious beyond description.
Bella describes her vampire boyfriend, Edward, as an angel whom she cannot imagine any more glorious. Edwards skin sparkles in the sunlight, and he visits Bellas bedroom at night. But Mormon angels dont have wings; in the Twilight film, Edward sits in the science lab, the outstretched wings of a stuffed white owl just over his shoulders.
Another a=b, a=c, b=/=c. Plus, how many teenage girls say their boyfriend is glorious?
A unique LDS teaching is that marriages are sealed for eternity; spouses are referred to as eternal companions. Bella describes her relationship with Edward as forever.
How many non-Mormon’s have ever said they will be with their spouse forever. Quite a few. Every one I know that is married has said something similar.
Bella and Edwards marriage, and her quick pregnancy, underscore the Mormon emphasis on the family. But Bellas half human/vampire fetus nearly destroys her, so her distraught husband suggests an abortion and artificial insemination. Mormons permit abortions if the mothers life is in danger, and artificial insemination is an option for married couples.
Liberals also permit abortions. This is not reserved solely for Mormons.
None of the bullets relate directly to Mormons, or Mormonism or anything of the sort. You have to want it to be true to say that.
What I find interesting about this article is that it seems to imply a negative connotation, yet most of the attributes they bring up are actually positive attributes.
You are right though, this article could have been written with any number of religions replacing Mormonism.
(How long have you gone for that extremely pale gothic look?)
All vampire mythology has vampires living forever with incredible beauty.
(I'm sorry, but I missed your disconnect here: How many vamp tales feature them becoming gods again?)
(Oh sure. I run into teen girls all the time talking about the "sparkling skin" of their guys...as for the bedroom visitations in the book/movie, Joseph Smith said the angel Moroni visited him in his bedroom...and they make the point that in the movie an angel-like image is quickly flashed via the wings in the background of the character)
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You have to want it to be true to say that.
“All vampire mythology has vampires living forever with incredible beauty.”
I would say that is true with most modern versions of vampires in the media. But Max Schreck as Nosferatu isn’t exactly a heart throb. And if you look at the eastern europe myths about vampires I think you will find a lot of variance with the modern vampire ideal.
As far as the incredible looks of the twilight vamps, I reckon it has more to do with attracting young girl readers in volume than any LDS stuff. Just like they made the aliens in the movie Avatar graceful cool looking cat people instead of ugly tentacled blob-beasts.
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