I have noticed my Mormon friends to seem to have pronounced canine teeth and don’t like to be out in the sun. :-[
For a time, Joseph Smith liked to give his followers distinct names. He did so for a particular individual named John Johnson:
Hit the time machine re-wind button. Kirtland, Ohio. It's June 4, 1833. We visit Joseph Smith, Jr. where he's writing out Doctrines & Covenants 97:6 (dubbed as Mormon "scripture"): And again, verily I say unto you, it is wisdom and expedient in me, that my servant Zombre [John Johnson] whose offerings I have accepted...
Hmmm..."Zombre"...Why, I betcha as Joseph Smith was "translating" these things, looking into his hat, he mistook an "r" for an "i" and came up with Zombre -- when the "spirit" communicating to him really was communicating "Zombie".
Spirits were having the "last laugh" on their "translation" victims.
BITE ME!
...and they are NOT mad at anyone!!