We wants the rubber bible, my precioussss, those Catholicses stole it, yesss, yesss, they are wicked, tricksy and falssssse. We wants it, yesss, my precioussss. Cursssse them, we hatesss them. Catholicses, we hatessss you forever, cursssse you, cursssse you, gollum, gollum.
