It would be in His power for it to be so.....oh, wait she is.
Ohh yes she is, but that does not mean it is Gods will.. Idols are never Gods will
Isa 42:8 I [am] the LORD: that [is] my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.
It doesn't mean it isn't either. It is a matter of which interpretations we choose to accept. I reject yours.
Oh, and by the way, your functional definition of "idol" doesn't make any sense.