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To: Gamecock

When I hear the doorbell at 7am and find a bunch of latter day saints on the door step, I ask “what time is it”?

I get the response, ‘7 am’ and I say..

“Well then...come back latter in the day”! *door slam*


9 posted on 10/13/2011 6:11:41 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Oh, I no longer get either Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses. I think they’ve put a mark on my door or something. The last few times they did come by, I came out on the doorstep and courteously preached Orthodox Christianity to them, pointing out the errors of their respective confessions as I did so.

They went away with the oddest expressions on their faces.

I strongly suggest the method, whatever confession of Christianity (or non-Christian religion) you adhere to: just preach to them when they turn up and after a while, they stop.


21 posted on 10/13/2011 6:48:50 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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