[Mrs. Don-o]

"It doesn't matter which idol you choose to worship, they are all bad."

True enough, my friend.

But if

• it's not an idol, and
• you don't worship it,

then it's not bad at all.

Here's one I like:

[ScubieNuc]

I get your meaning. Anything and anyone can become an idol in our heart. However, I would doubt that you will see people physically bowing before that sign. But you can find the following in many places: