Apparently my ability to write at a college freshman level is in question.
There are too many highly-sensitive commentators for them all to be the author, so I don’t understand the carrying-on. Any writing produced for the public can take comments on its content or presentation ... or it ought to be kept to one’s private journal.
If the author is a bright, conservative youth, he’d recognize “P.J. naps on the Urban Dictionary” as something of a compliment.