[AnTiw1]

if there were ever proof of the rules being different for the rich

i had one brother in my mormon family assigned to go to korea, another to maine

mitt romney? paris, naturally

[AnTiw1]

somehow i managed to post this without a link to the rest of the story but i dropped a line andi hope the mods can fix it

[WayneS]

Oh, a car accident.

I thought maybe he was held prisoner and enslaved by a couple of bootleg winemakers, ala Bart Simpson...

[blueunicorn6]

Vive le poulet!

[Excellence]

when door after door was slammed in his face by French miscreants.

Miscreants? So if we don't vote for the other French guy we're miscreants? (I almost called him the "other white meat." There's a joke in there somewhere.)

[reaganaut]

From 1966-1968, Romney spread ‘the word of Jesus,’ door-to-door from Bordeaux to Paris, as a Mormon missionary.

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Well the first sentence is an outright lie. Mormon missionaries spread the word (and Gospel) of Joseph Smith. Jesus is just a ‘hook’.

But you know that.

[magritte]

Maybe he was looking for a White Horse in Paris? I hear they are much in vogue these days!!

Here’s a little French lingo for ya !

Tu es completement débile !!

[Reeses]

Mittens doesn't exactly have the luck o' the Irish like Barky does. The accident wasn't his fault but do we really want an unlucky President?

Imagine being a young man going door to door in a suit meeting young French pre-strumpets all day, and not being able to do a thing about it. Un-luck-eeee.

[Tennessee Nana]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Willie Mitty was driving but this article doesnt make that clear...

a few months later he had another accident while he was driving...

[Tennessee Nana]

Also the Mormons tried to say later that the CATHOLIC PRIEST who was driving the car that Romney hit was drunk...

However the police never said he was..

and there was never any evidence..

The mother of the Catholic priest and another lady were also in the car ...