[don-o]

Think somebody out there feels threatened by Natural Law?

Define "natural". We are that far down the drain.

[Mrs. Don-o]

"Define "natural". We are that far down the drain.

Well, you ain't kidding. The great analytical philosopher Lady Gaga says (with a danceable beat), "Whether transgender, bi or gay / (Thumpa-thumpa-thumpa) You were Born That Way!"

(I'm rolling my eyes so far I can see my brain.)