Yeah,
Now, y’all might of heard rumors about the election happening soon. Well, we’ll be working a little earlier. Were gonna be dropped into FreeRepublic, dressed as mods. And once were in FReeper territory, as a bushwackin guerrilla army, were gonna be doing one thing and one thing only... Zotting Trolls. Members of Democratic Underground elected Obama through clever marketing, lies, intimation, and terror. And that’s exactly what were gonna do to them. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half the internet and then join Free Republic to teach the Trolls lessons in humanity. Trolls aint got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Conservative-hatin, baby murderin maniac and they need to be zotted. That’s why every son of a Pelosi we find wearin a Troll uniform, they’re gonna get zotted. We will be cruel to the Trolls and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the mocked, zotted, disfigured accounts their brothers we leave behind us and the Trolls will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our keyboards. And the Trolls will be sickened by us, the Trolls will talk about us and the Trolls will fear us. And when the Trolls close their eyes at night and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they’ve done, it will be with thoughts of us that it tortures them with. Sound good?
Zot!