I saw this on my iPhone while on the way into town.
Started laughing *and* crying and hubby asked if I wanted him to take to me to the hospital *now*.
[I suspect doing both at once might be a sign of impending insanity]
Then I saw the “outfit” comment and really started giggle-sobbing.
[he’s probably contacted lawyers to see if he has the legal power to commit me, by now]
I already have a crowbar and sledgehammer handy, if you wanna come by...:)
I’m treading very treacherous ground....trying to get your mind off your dilemma for just a nano second and trying not to offend and be flippant.
I truly, truly feel so badly for you [and Alice] and am fervently praying that this will all be a distant memory soon and provide the makings of a chapter in your book about your life in *Pinscher Holler*.
I want so, to come and help you. Who do we know with some Thermal Imaging Heat Seeking equipment that could be borrowed? Military or the cops?