[csvset]

Her breasts look fake. Pass

[Tonytitan]

Her breasts look fake

They're so fake they have bar codes.

I wonder who paid for them. If she didn't and neither did Daddy, then who? If she financed them and is still making payments, what happens if she starts missing them? Does the repo man come after her with a scalpel and a local anesthetic?

I suppose that if Paula White can get in the pulpit with a boob job, she can win Miss USA with one.

[grey_whiskers]

Concur. At issue is where each breast joins the upper chest -- artificial breasts tend to have a "cusp" -- a discontinuous first derivative of the tangent to the skin surface where the breast first appears; natural breasts tend to have a slightly concave join with a continuous first derivative.

For the non mathematical among you, it's the difference between a natural breast "hanging" and a balloon "bulging".

Incidentally, a mathematical description of the perfect breast -- from the perspective of a plastic surgeon -- is given here.

Cheers!