They have April Fool’s Day.
Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Bada-bing—Excellent!!
The lawyer said,” Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “Psalms 14:1 states, ‘The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God.’
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his holiday. Court is adjourned.”
You gotta love an East Texas judge who knows his scripture.
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G-d bless Texas!