[Hardastarboard]

I knew somebody was going to post that, and you're right.

Back when Clinton was President and the Paula Jones scandal first broke and everyone was talking about "What was the odd characteristic of the President that Paula Jones saw when Slick dropped his trousers?", I was joking that she saw the number 666 tattooed on his schwanz.

[longfellow]

I heard his pecker is too small and bent for 3 sixes.