Heh.
You know, of course, that I could do an unseemly (albeit funny) thing to that phrase. I mention the fact purely for the purpose of informing you (and everyone) that I did not do so, and in fact abstained in each and every way. I do hope that in drawing your attention to that fact, that I may obtain some few points of credit for my abstention (by whichever credit system applies)for use at some future date (which will undoubtedly arrive), wherein my erudite sense of formality is overcome by my somewhat redneck tendencies in the field of humor.
Thank you for your time.
Please proceed forthwith.
You may trade them in for one great big splat of a rude remark at any time.
Ping me, OK?