Your reading it wrong. :)
Reading The Bible made me leave the RCC
You read it wrong.
Reading The Bible made me leave the RCC
How is reading it with my eyes wide open reading it wrong?
Did you ever hear the old joke. The protestant minister is walking down the road and he sees a boy with a box of puppies. The boy says reverand would you like one of my protestant puppies? The minister thanks him and says no. Two days later he brings back his friend the Catholic priest. thinking he will play a joke on him. As they walk up to the box and boy he says would either of you like to buy one of my Catholic puppies. The protestant is amazed and says two days ago you said they were protestant. The boy says yes, but today they had their eyes opened.
You are always a Catholic. Come home.