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To: MarkBsnr

There were three country churches in a small town:  a Lutheran church, a Methodist church and a Catholic church.  Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Methodist church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Lutheran group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations.  So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town.  Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution.  They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.  Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

 

 

703 posted on 08/01/2013 7:13:34 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie
It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Be happy that they are not Methodist.

704 posted on 08/01/2013 9:23:45 PM PDT by MarkBsnr (I would not believe in the Gospel, if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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