[Gamecock]

I pictured you with more hair.

[Rashputin]

He's actually got a full head of hair in that picture.

As you get older it all migrates to your ears and you have to keep them neatly trimmed.

I guess you could make pigtails out of the hair and hang shiny stuff on the little pigtails so they look like ear rings but I don't know anyone who has tried that approach.