The FCC Chairman’s actual name is “Newton Minow”. He is still alive, 50 years after leaving the FCC; he is 87 presently. He was chairman of the Sidley & Austin law firm, where Moochelle Wookie Obama once was a law associate. He is most famous for calling broadcast television “a vast wasteland”—and that was at a time when the typical viewer could only receive three channels.
Sturgeon's Law applies to television as much as it does anything else.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_Law
Thank you, friend. And Mr. Minow truly was prescient.