It sounds like you want to avoid getting a tattoo. I don’t have any, myself.
However, as a very conventional frumpy sort of person, I think it’s better for a man to look at a girl’s arm and think, “Hey, a P.J. O’Rourke fan!” than to look at her breasts and think, “I want to **** that!”
I’ve seldom seen anything tatted that amounted to anything approaching a political treatise. You strain, produce gnat.